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Nov 15, 2013 | 09:58 AM

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Old93junk

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Happy official retirement B-day, Don!

Happy 24, Tiny.............We gotcha beat by 6 years!

Nov 15, 2013 | 10:08 AM

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Morning Dave, how's Friday treating you?

Nov 15, 2013 | 10:10 AM

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Morning Dave, how's Friday treating you?

I hope its better than the rest of the week.

Nov 15, 2013 | 10:10 AM

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I just asked Melody why she stayed with me all these years. She said she likes older men..........lol I'm 6 years older than her...

Nov 15, 2013 | 10:15 AM

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I just asked Melody why she stayed with me all these years. She said she likes older men..........lol I'm 6 years older than her...

And here we thought it was your charm, and gentle mannerisms......LOL

Nov 15, 2013 | 10:17 AM

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I just asked Melody why she stayed with me all these years. She said she likes older men..........lol I'm 6 years older than her...

My wife says she married me for my Glacier Blue Formula and since it got smashed in 1986 and went away, I am on borrowed time!

Nov 15, 2013 | 10:19 AM

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And here we thought it was your charm, and gentle mannerisms......LOL

Somehow, those words and my name have never come up in the same sentence..........ROFLMAO.....

Nov 15, 2013 | 10:21 AM

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I went the other way..........My wife is a cougar......2 whopping years older than me!
Seemed sexy when she was 24 and I was 22, still works today.

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Nov 15, 2013 | 10:22 AM

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My wife says she married me for my Glacier Blue Formula and since it got smashed in 1986 and went away, I am on borrowed time!

Jim, you'd better find something else to distract her, quick!!!

Nov 15, 2013 | 10:27 AM

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When Melody and I met, she was still 17 and in high school and I was just getting out of the Army at 24. Her parents were NOT HAPPY..... She told them she was going to marry me when she turned 18 in a couple months weather they wanted her to or not!

41 years later, and we are just as happy with each other as when we first got married. I think I found a keeper guys!

Nov 15, 2013 | 10:33 AM

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I dated Connie in high school. We broke up, and didn't see each other for 18 years. Then, I saw her in a bar one night, she was going through a divorce. One thing led to another......

Nov 15, 2013 | 10:36 AM

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I went the other way..........My wife is a cougar......2 whopping years older than me!
Seemed sexy when she was 24 and I was 22, still works today.

Never understood that....... Older woman marries a younger man and she's a cougar. Older man marries a younger woman, and he's a dirty old man.

WTF???????

Nov 15, 2013 | 10:37 AM

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Wife and I met at a company X-mas party, I was with another date............I left with Robin.
We have been together since.

I wonder if my date is still pissed?

Nov 15, 2013 | 10:40 AM

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My second wife asked a buddy a couple years ago if he thought I would be willing to see her again. NO FRIGGING WAY. She's on her 8th husband now........hehehe...

Nov 15, 2013 | 10:43 AM

#12435

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Never understood that....... Older woman marries a younger man and she's a cougar. Older man marries a younger woman, and he's a dirty old man.

WTF???????

Yeah, ya' dirty old man!!!

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Originally Posted by fabmandelux

My second wife asked a buddy a couple years ago if he thought I would be willing to see her again. NO FRIGGING WAY. She's on her 8th husband now........hehehe...

8th husband??Good Lord!

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