15,000TH POST
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From: Great State of Texas
15,000TH POST
15,000TH POST
A FORD TRUCK SITE WAS FTE
BORN MANY YEARS AGO
AND NOW SHE IS A MISTRESS
THAT WE ALL DO LOVE AND KNOW
I CAME AROUND IN ZERO FOUR
WITH THE INFAMOUS 6.0
AND INSTANTLY WAS WELCOMED
AS A NEWBY PURE AS SNOW
THEN LAMKIN OFFERED, WITH LITTLE THOUGHT,
A MODERATOR I SHOULD BE
SO THERE I WAS AT 6.0
THE TEXAS HAMMER ON MY KNEE
SO MANY FRIENDS I’VE NEVER MET
AND SURELY AN ENEMY OR TWO
SOME FRIENDS WE LOST I’M SAD TO SAY
WE HAD TO BID ADIEU
NOT ONE TO SHARE OR SAY TOO MUCH
I’M KNOWN AS BEING QUIET
BUT, NOW I GUESS IT’S SAFE TO SAY
YOU GUYS AIN’T GONNA BUY IT.
SO THANKS TO THOSE THAT KNOW ME WELL
FOR ALLOWING THIS SELF-SERVING POST
FOR AFTER 15,000
I AM READY FOR THE ROAST.
Keep in mind that this is GNAC boys and girls....
A FORD TRUCK SITE WAS FTE
BORN MANY YEARS AGO
AND NOW SHE IS A MISTRESS
THAT WE ALL DO LOVE AND KNOW
I CAME AROUND IN ZERO FOUR
WITH THE INFAMOUS 6.0
AND INSTANTLY WAS WELCOMED
AS A NEWBY PURE AS SNOW
THEN LAMKIN OFFERED, WITH LITTLE THOUGHT,
A MODERATOR I SHOULD BE
SO THERE I WAS AT 6.0
THE TEXAS HAMMER ON MY KNEE
SO MANY FRIENDS I’VE NEVER MET
AND SURELY AN ENEMY OR TWO
SOME FRIENDS WE LOST I’M SAD TO SAY
WE HAD TO BID ADIEU
NOT ONE TO SHARE OR SAY TOO MUCH
I’M KNOWN AS BEING QUIET
BUT, NOW I GUESS IT’S SAFE TO SAY
YOU GUYS AIN’T GONNA BUY IT.
SO THANKS TO THOSE THAT KNOW ME WELL
FOR ALLOWING THIS SELF-SERVING POST
FOR AFTER 15,000
I AM READY FOR THE ROAST.
Keep in mind that this is GNAC boys and girls....
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As far as 15,000th post jokes go, that wasn't very funny. Good, lively poem, though. I think Greywolf would be proud...
He's still the FTE poet laureate, right?
Congrats on the milestone.
He's still the FTE poet laureate, right?
Congrats on the milestone.
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