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Old Mar 1, 2008 | 06:32 AM
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2,000th Post!

Well, my friends, here it is. My 2,000th post.

I understand that it is tradition to post a joke on each 1,000 mark.
I missed my first 1,000 mark, so, here goes.

I must explain that the only jokes that I can remember CANNOT be posted here, or else.

So, I asked my youngest son to help me out.

He said, "Dad, tell them a little dirty joke."

Here goes, courtesy of my son, Brad.

Drum roll. . . . . please.

Did you hear what happened to the old horse?

He fell into a mud puddle.







Bada Bing.

I know, it's lame. Sorry.

We now continue with our regular programming. (And I'll go stand in the corner.)




Thank you, FTE, for allowing me to 'hang around' for 2,000 posts!



Keith
 
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Old Mar 1, 2008 | 06:52 AM
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congrats Keith
 
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Old Mar 1, 2008 | 07:05 AM
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Congrats Keith, That kid is going places!!!!!!!!
 
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Old Mar 1, 2008 | 11:42 AM
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Congrats on your TwoK, Keith.

Kid's gotta future in comedy, I tell ya what. Get him an agent, quick...
 
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Old Mar 1, 2008 | 12:48 PM
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Congratulations Keith on your 2000th post.

Now go back to your corner.
 
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Old Mar 1, 2008 | 01:25 PM
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2,000th Post!



And to think, it only took you damned near 3.5 years to get there.
 
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Old Mar 1, 2008 | 04:23 PM
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woot!



free post!
 
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Old Mar 1, 2008 | 06:35 PM
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Took you long enough...

Tim
 
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