WAFTE June B.S. Thread
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From: Leesport,Pa.
Friday funny:
The Presidential election in 2012 was too close to call. Neither Mitt Romney nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.
After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 p.m. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.
At the end of the first day, Mitt Romney returned to the starting line and he had 10 fish. Soon Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day Mitt came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.
That evening, the Democrats got together secretly and said, "I think that Mitt Romney is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow, don't bother fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating."
The next night (after Mitt returns with 50 fish), the Democrats got together for the report of how the Republicans were cheating. Obama said, "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in the ice!"
The Presidential election in 2012 was too close to call. Neither Mitt Romney nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.
After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 p.m. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.
At the end of the first day, Mitt Romney returned to the starting line and he had 10 fish. Soon Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day Mitt came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.
That evening, the Democrats got together secretly and said, "I think that Mitt Romney is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow, don't bother fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating."
The next night (after Mitt returns with 50 fish), the Democrats got together for the report of how the Republicans were cheating. Obama said, "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in the ice!"
Post Fiend
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From: Leesport,Pa.
Here is another political one I think you will like:
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From: Island Southeast Alaska
Still plan on coming down and laying eyes on ya all this summer. Me and my boys on our way to Disney World by way of Yellowstone.
Or maybe just camp in the back yard as my Doc is fighting me not to go.
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From: The Great North~West!
I hope all is well and stays that way. I am looking at some of that as well soon. Know that I am saying a word or two for her in my prayers Lizzie.
Still plan on coming down and laying eyes on ya all this summer. Me and my boys on our way to Disney World by way of Yellowstone.
Or maybe just camp in the back yard as my Doc is fighting me not to go.
Still plan on coming down and laying eyes on ya all this summer. Me and my boys on our way to Disney World by way of Yellowstone.
Or maybe just camp in the back yard as my Doc is fighting me not to go.
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From: colbert washington
Mornin Washinton.... Car D'lane Downtown Cruise in downtown Coeur d' Alene ID on Friday the 15th. Look for me in my rattle can primer 65 4x4 if you see me there stop and say hi. 6-9:30 pm.