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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 04:58 PM
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A weekly safety brief.

Here's your weekly safety brief. Be careful what you wear (or don't
wear)
when working under you vehicle....especially in public.

From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a couple
who
drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the
parking
lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car
there in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near their car. On closer
inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
chassis.
Although the man was in shorts his lack of underpants turned private
parts
into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put
her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at
her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.......
 
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 05:53 PM
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 06:10 PM
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A weekly safety brief.

God - that must have been a JOLT!!!
 
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 06:37 PM
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I laughed so much, I got a headache
 
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 10:03 PM
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 10:47 PM
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That's a classic!
 
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Old Apr 29, 2003 | 10:50 PM
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Old May 5, 2003 | 03:43 PM
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A weekly safety brief.

...so I wonder...who charged whom for service...
 
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Is that what they mean on the phone commercial when it would say reach out and touch someone!
 
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Wonder what the husband said?

Must have been short shorts, or a............
 
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Old May 6, 2003 | 11:44 AM
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A weekly safety brief.

Originally posted by TheWiz427

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.......

So how's your head, feeling better now?
 
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It only hurts when i laugh!
 
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