91N is closed, almost made it.

 

Morning CT.

 

Why, where, how are we going to get there?

 

Crap...

Truck Crash Closes I-91in Wallingford | NBC Connecticut

Closed for 6 hours???
I'll plan another route, but expect it will be completely jammed too.

 

Good Saturday Morning FTE CT friends, hope you have a good wknd.......

Jim, thats a bad wreck there, i guess the roads were bad.......

 

Yeah that was a sweet detour back to the turnpike. Brendon and I cut off a holes trying to go down the break down lane

 

Hello everyone, truck is NOT getting done today due to rain. I was sposed to go up to windsor to get a fender for my buddies volvo, but i guess that the highway being closed, the guy didn't make it there. My buddy is out on oahu still, theres no 850 parts for sale there!

 

TOTALLY POLITICALLY, INCORRECT COMMENTS:


I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

The ex-wife suggested I get myself one of those ***** enlargers, so I did ... she's 21 and her name's Lucy.

Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It provides me with everything I need - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot ..."

Question:
- Are there too many immigrants in Britain ? 17% said yes; 11% said No; 72% said "I am not understanding the question please."

The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" He says
"The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."


My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that "iTouch Kids" is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing shop that opened in our shopping center, but they threw me out after I asked if I could look at some of the bomber jackets.

The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway.

 

Teeheeheehee

 

Evening guys.
I am stuffed !!!!!!!!!!!
We just made some pizza on the grill and I could not stop eating it.

Pics or in didn't happen.

 

I look like I'm asleep Andy.

No pic of Jordan, our waitress???

 

or me? wazzup with that? lol

 

With your wife talking to her we definitely could have gotten a picture! Haha

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiOthAKek&lr=1

 

I think she wanted to take her home.