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A woman went to see her doctor. Her regular doctor was booked up
so she agreed to see the new doctor on staff, who was just out
of training.
She went back to the examining room at the end of the hall to wait
for the doctor. When he arrived, he went in and closed the door.
About five minutes later the door burst open and the hysterical
woman ran screaming down the hall past the senior doctor on
staff, who caught up with her and got her to stop running.
"Now, Mrs. Jones, just calm down! That's better. Now tell me what
happened, please."
The sobbing woman related her experience with the new doctor
minutes earlier.
"Now, Mrs. Jones, just have a seat here. I'LL go talk to the
doctor!" With that the senior doctor strode down the hall to
the examining room.
"Now see here, Doctor Smith," he began in a stern voice. "Mrs.
Jones is 63 years old. She has 4 grown children and 7
grandchildren. She was treated by me for menopause 15 years
ago and you have the nerve to tell her she's PREGNANT??!!!"
Without even looking up from the medical chart in which he
was writing, Dr. Smith very calmly asked, "Does she still have
her hiccups?"
When you have hiccups a good way to get rid of them is to get scared by someone. When the doctor told her she was pregnant that was meant to scare her.
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