The Genie

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us!" So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.


A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: Glass was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"


"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.


Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.

I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the Last one
for myself.
Wow, that's great!" the husband said.
He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a
year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd
like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
the world.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"


She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!"


So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable! After
about three hours of nonstop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
directly into her eyes and asked "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35,"she responded breathlessly.


"NO CRAP!? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"



my 2000 post HEEHEE hope it is clean enough?

 

That is awesome, congrats on 2000

 

thats pretty good

ever hear about the hippy and the bus driver? not to be repeated here, thats for sure

 

Send me the joke in mail please BuiltToughF250

 

Mark this as the big 2000 for me also

 

And now you are ahead of me by 10 post.


BT250 send it to me also please

 

w00t!

Congratulations on 2,000! Here's to 20,000 more!

XXL

 

Is it 2500 for postmaster?

 

Ah........I think so. Good post Jimmy Dean.

 

sorry guys, id honestly rather not send it. its pretty rude, but it was hilarious when i was drunk. i dont think youd feel the same about me if i sent it! besides i hardly remember it

 

DUDE you hafta send it NOW!! come on!! me and Andy are the same age group as you, I am 21, he only slightly older!!

YOU GOTTA SEND IT!!!

And we would still hold the same opinion of you! Don;t you wish yopu knew what my opinion of you was

 

Come on
Id like to hear it
Im older than you Jimmy? I'm 21 in April

 

OK, maybe your not, I thought you wehre 22 or 23, oh well....I am not much older than you then. I turned 21 in july