April Fools Day
. Tomorrow ill probably tell my boss that i quit, lol.
April Fools Day
Post Fiend
Joined: Jul 2003
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From: Spokane, WA
The old manager at work called up my boss a couple years ago. He gave a story about some kid who was running outside and crashed through a HUGE window out front. Said he got all cut up, paramedics were there and the kids family was screaming about a lawsuit. My boss can be pretty high stress on occasion so it was hilarious. He was quite worked up about the whole thing.
Now I'm going to have to think something clever up for tomorrow!
Now I'm going to have to think something clever up for tomorrow!
Postmaster
Joined: Jan 2003
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From: Durham, NC
You look up the telephone number of a funeral home.
Then, you have somebody, that the person won't recognise the voice, leave a phonemail message: "please call (funeral home telephone number) you have a box to pick up"......
Then, you have somebody, that the person won't recognise the voice, leave a phonemail message: "please call (funeral home telephone number) you have a box to pick up"......
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From: 3rd Rock
Fired a friend at work, has wife was in on it all his friends.............I only let him go for 5 minutes, did not have the heart to do any longer. We still to this day laugh about it.
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Joined: Mar 2003
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From: Port St. Lucie, FL
When waking my kids up this morning, as usual they did not want to get up and said they did not want to go to school, I said that they could stay home today.
I let it sink in for a few min. and and than broke the news to them.. Your going to school. I got them.
I let it sink in for a few min. and and than broke the news to them.. Your going to school. I got them.
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From: 3rd Rock
Originally Posted by BuiltToughF250
ever do the clear plastic wrap over the toilet bowl ? i did once... and its not very pleasant but its hilarious
Tuned
Joined: Aug 2002
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From: Palmyra
I haven't done anything (yet), but my six year old son got his mom this morning- when she wakes him up he tell her that he has peed in the bed. She flips out, he starts guffawing (I swear, he was guffawing!) and tells her "April Fools!". That's my boy!
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From: Claremore
I once set my non-spanish speaking friend up on a date with a non-english speaking girl. So ofcourse, I "interpreted" how he didnt think it would work out (ya right). HEHE, lol, she called his house for months and he never had a clue what she was saying, nor did she know what "please quit calling me" meant. Believe it or not, this is my best friend. I also make it a point to sign his email, phone number and address up on every sweepstake, free offers, and even an occasional water inspection. 
Also, I once cropped myself and an old girlfriend of mine into a picture of a wedding chapel in Vegas and sent it to all my friends and family. Man... I'm still getting congratulation card in the mail. HEHE
Also, I once cropped myself and an old girlfriend of mine into a picture of a wedding chapel in Vegas and sent it to all my friends and family.
Man... I'm still getting congratulation card in the mail. HEHE
Tuned
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From: Jacksboro TN USA
Well, my nephew's are staying with us this week (one's 4 and one's 8) and when I was getting ready for work this morning, I went to wake them up and told them that School was cancelled due to snow. They both jumped up and ran for the windows to check it out. Needless to say, I hauled it out to my car to avoid extreme shin abuse by those two.