Ghost sex
> Paranormal Studies.
>
> To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here
> believe in ghosts?'
>
> About 90 students raise their hands.
>
> Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do
> any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
>
> About 40 students raise their hands.
>
> That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
> anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
>
> About 15 students raise their hand.
>
> Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
>
> Three students raise their hands.
>
> That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any
> of you ever made love to a ghost?'
>
> Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand
>
> The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years
> I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made
> love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
> experience.'
>
> The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began
> to make his way up to the podium.
>
> When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So,
> Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
>
> Ahmed replied, "****, from way back there I thought you said Goats."







