& you notice the rest in the office are in the Bathrooms.
The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big
Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red
Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree
stump.
"My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the
track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time
crouched behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you f@<ck off,
I'm trying to take a $#!t !"
Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red
Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree
stump.
"My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the
track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time
crouched behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you f@<ck off,
I'm trying to take a $#!t !"
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Now that I am older, here's what I have discovered:
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
It's hard to make a comeback if I haven't been anywhere.
Only time the world beats a path to door is when I'm in the bathroom.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
It's hard to make a comeback if I haven't been anywhere.
Only time the world beats a path to door is when I'm in the bathroom.
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Teacher asks Class:
"What is the chemical formula for Water?"
Class answers, "It's H2O."
Teacher says, "Good, can you tell me the chemical formula for ice?"
Class answers, "It's H2O cubed.
"What is the chemical formula for Water?"
Class answers, "It's H2O."
Teacher says, "Good, can you tell me the chemical formula for ice?"
Class answers, "It's H2O cubed.