The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
The Company has installed the new Quantum Computer that knows everything.
The Skeptical CEO always conscious of Cost Analysis asks the Quantum thingy,
"Where is my father?" The Thingy flickers and replies, "Your father is fishing on Lake Michigan."
The skeptical CEO said triumphantly, "You see?"
"I knew this was nonsense." My father has been dead for twenty years."
"No", Flickers the Quantum Thingy immediately.
"Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years.
Your father just landed a three-pound trout."
The Skeptical CEO always conscious of Cost Analysis asks the Quantum thingy,
"Where is my father?" The Thingy flickers and replies, "Your father is fishing on Lake Michigan."
The skeptical CEO said triumphantly, "You see?"
"I knew this was nonsense." My father has been dead for twenty years."
"No", Flickers the Quantum Thingy immediately.
"Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years.
Your father just landed a three-pound trout."
Fleet Owner
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 26,217
Likes: 4,152
From: Near Cal. Avenue
Lil Johnny goes fishing and catches a 1 lb. Rainbow Trout,
Lil Johnny doesn't know what kind of fish it is, so he asks his Dad,
Dad answers him, "Lil Johnny we have to throw that gay fish back in!"
Lil Johnny doesn't know what kind of fish it is, so he asks his Dad,
Dad answers him, "Lil Johnny we have to throw that gay fish back in!"
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