The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
Lil Johnny is a newlywed and he wants to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.
So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's Lil Johnny, "Hi Sweetheart," he says "how do you like your new phone?"
She replies "I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand."
"What's that, baby?" asks her Husband, Lil Johnny
"How did you know I was at Wal- Mart?" ..........
..........
So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's Lil Johnny, "Hi Sweetheart," he says "how do you like your new phone?"
She replies "I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand."
"What's that, baby?" asks her Husband, Lil Johnny
"How did you know I was at Wal- Mart?" ..........
..........
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A neighbor calls her blonde neighbor and says, "Close your curtains the next time you and your husband are having sex. The whole neighborhood was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde replied, "Well the jokes on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday!"
To which the blonde replied, "Well the jokes on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday!"
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