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My wife was always on my azz about let's go out and eat. One day I seen a picnic table at a yard sale and paid 5$ for it then picked up a burger on way home. I sat table out in backyard and told her "were out and were eating " . I didn't see her for 3 days and on 4th day I could see outta left eye just a little.
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