The Pain, the pain, Groan Button please! .....

 

Once there was an old rich man who was afraid of dying and leaving all his wealth behind on earth. So, he took up the matter with God. He pleaded day and night to be able to take all his earthly possessions with him. Finally, God conceded. He said the man could take as much as he could fit in one suitcase. The old man immediately went out, bought a huge suitcase, sold all he owned and filled the suitcase with gold bars. Shortly after that, the old man died. Awkwardly dragging the big, heavy suitcase, he approached St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter stopped him, asked him to open his luggage, and then told him he couldn't bring his gold bars into Heaven. The man was irate. "You don't understand," he said. "I got permission directly from God himself for this. He told me whatever I could fit into one suitcase, I could bring with me."St. Peter, shrugged his shoulders and simply said, "Fine with me. But we've already got plenty of pavement here."

Works only on Jan, 2, 2023

 

Oddly enough, along with screeching sounds, my screen always ends up with nose prints and smears after reading one of your lightly colored posts ...

 

 

 

A better Idea spot would be appreciated. ......
One day it didn't come on and an LED was needed too. Slowly he turned, step by step
Things just keep getting better, enjoy what's left of the 2nd of January before work tomorrow. Sleep well.

 

You never see this crazy crap anymore, enjoy!

 

 

^^^^^I've got that beat...by a lot!!!^^^^^

 

Snowball made Ham salad from the left over Ham. Can you guess what is on my desk right now? .....