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Old 01-04-2023, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by JWA
So far the dark mode isn't available to PC owners/users



I thought it would be easier changing my approach rather than change PT's!



That's one very sharp Charger! Of all the newer body styles those really catch my eye.
Dark mode is available to PC owners/users...I've tried it...and...I don't like it.
 
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Dark mode is available to PC owners/users...I've tried it...and...I don't like it.
Ya, sux...
 
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Everything is normal on my 12 ipad pro and apple phone. I use High Contrast on my PC's Big Screens,
having 2 large screens on every desk creates a lot of blue there & due to lots of window light reflection in my office.
Easier on the eyes than the white/blue screen for me. I checked to make sure the puters are printing yellow type,
blue boxes and black screen. Pictures are normal as with click bait on the internet. It works for me.
The Office is bright and sunny also is a cheerful place 20 large windows. The mostly black screens don't put out
near as much heat either. A plus on 90-degree days. Reason for the 2 large touch screens are simple,
can do more at the same time. Sure some times I screw up but thas all gonna happen anyway flipping back and forth
with divided screens and all the other stuff anyway.
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"Where's the Nutella?"

"I'm Nutellan You!"

 
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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more ... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.
No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died ... I'm married to his damn widow...
 
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