A couple of drinkin’ buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the hanger at LAX; it’s fogged in and they have nothing to do.

One of them says to the other, “Man, have you got anything to drink?”

“Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel—that’ll kinda give you a buzz.”

So they do, get smashed and have a great time; like only drinkin’ buddies can do.

The following morning, one of them wakes up and he knows his head will explode if he gets up. But it doesn’t. He gets up and feels good, in fact he feels great—no hangover!

The phone rings, it’s his buddy. The buddy says, “Hey, how do you feel?”

He said, “I feel great!!”

And the buddy says, “I feel great too!! You don’t have a hangover?”

And he says “No—that jet fuel is great stuff—no hangover—we ought to do this more often.”

“Yeah, we could, but there’s just one thing....”

“What’s that?”

“Did you fart yet?”

“What?”

“Did you fart yet?”

“No...”

“Well, don’t, ’cause I’m in Phoenix!!”

 

 

but a cougar for you would be what, around 95?

 

 

 

A group of Blonds walking toward the neighborhood bar,
when they come across a badly mangled dead body.
As they get closer, they see it's a Brunette.
A short distance up the road, they see another mangled Brunette
in the ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe.
They rush to her, cradled her bruised bleeding head and
ask her what had happened. "Well," She whispers,
"I was walking down this road, all Brunette to the teeth when I came across
this other Brunette in a Mini and Halter top. I looked her right in the eye and shouted,
"You're dressed just like me you Cheap Brunette piece of trash!"
"She shouted in my face, " Well Cheep-0, Your nothing but a Piece of trash too!"
"That's when the 18 wheeler over there
all jackknifed hit us standing in the middle of the road!"
Well; Then those Blonds See the truck there.
They rush to the Young Blond Driver,
give him Resuscitations and multiple mouth to mouth CPR saving a life.

 

My wife said, " The husband of that new couple across the street is always hunging his wife and kissing her and stroking her hair. Why don't you do that?" I said, to my wife, "I didn't know her that well"!

 

Well; Lil Johnny and his Girlfriend have decided to get married,
they's been going out for a few years. Lil Johnny and his Gir really
love each other and want everything to be perfect... and
pretty much everything is, except that one thing has been bothering Lil Johnny.
Her sister is a babe and when Lil Johnny visits, she flirts with him,
bending over in front of him, things he shouldn't acknowledge.
Well a couple of nights before the wedding, She calls Lil Johnny up and asks
Lil Johnny to come over to her place & help her with some boxes.
She's moving out of her apartment soon and needs some strong hands for help.
When Lil Johnny arrives, he finds her alone on the couch wearing little.
Well; Lil Johnny's surprised, She says that she's always wanted him and
that it's her final opportunity, Lil Johnny's last few days as a bachelor.
Well; Lil Johnny doesn't know what to do. She says,
I'll go upstairs and wait and if he wants some,
he can just come up after her or just leave. So; Lil Johnny
thinks for a moment and then goes out the front door
to find her dad almost in tears of Joy and laughter, says,
"I knew you're the right man for my Daughter and
you have my blessing to marry!" This was a test
to see just how loyal he, Lil Johnny was!
..... ..(Always leave your condoms in the
car glove compartment or center consul.) .....

 

 

 

 

Oh hush up---but in reality that's very true however in my mind it would be late 30's!

A thought I've lived much of my life!

 

yup. most good times start with bad ideas!!

 

Ya know most every time a meme like that pops up I'm quickly reminiscing all the times I've had beginning with a bad idea. Some good, some great and naturally to balance out things in nature some horrendously bad.