Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a

'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a

thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,

and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,

'For the love of God!'

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking toward me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, grandma..

 

^^^ LOL......

 

I make great use of the Hawaiian good luck symbol ...lol

 

Just a sweet Mema! …..

 

 

 

Two college seniors have a week of exams coming up.
They decide to party instead.
Their biggest exam is on Wednesday and
they show up telling the professor that
their car broke down the night before
due to a flat tire and they need a bit more time to study.
The professor tells them that they can have another day to study.
That evening, both of the boys cram all night
until they are sure that they know just about everything.
Arriving to class the next morning,
each boy is asked to go to separate classrooms to take the exam.
Each shrugs and go to two different parts of the building.
As each sat down, they read the first question.
"For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom."
At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake
answering the question with ease. Then, the test continued.
"For 95 points, tell me which tire it was.

 

 

My wife and I went to a Polynesian restaurant last night. The food was delicious but I found it unsatisfying. An hour after we ate I wanted Samoa.

 

 

 

 

I pass by this old mailbox several times a week. The rusty box is nailed to an oak that has to be at least 150 years old.

There isn’t a house nearby that it could possibly serve, so after passing by it for over a year I decided to open the box and see if anything was inside.

As you can see in the photo, there was a very old letter inside!

The post mark date said 'July 7, 1953'!!!!

Due to age and moisture, the addressee on the envelope was not readable, so I opened it hoping to find some local history and a good story.

Here is what the letter inside said;

“Dennis, we have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.”

 

Two guys in North Dakota were riding a motorcycle on a very cold but dry day.
They were decked out in winter clothing, but the passenger was complaining
that he was getting cold from the wind blowing down the front cut of his coat.
The driver pulled to the side of the road and told his passenger to remove his coat,
put it on backwards & helped him zip it up. Then back on the road, the passenger
commented on how much better reversing the coat worked. In fact he was quite warm.
They had only gone a few miles when rider misjudged a curve and went off the road.
The passenger was thrown off and knocked unconscious
but the rider hit a utility pole and was killed outright.
Lil Johnny a passing motorist saw the whole thing and
stopped to help and called for police and ambulance.
When paramedics arrived they found both the MC driver and passenger dead.
Questioning the motorist regarding what had happened, Lil Johnny says,
“The driver was dead when I got here but
the passenger did not seem that bad off but by the time I
got his head back where it belonged he too was dead.

 

Lil Johnny and his wife go for counseling after 25 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem is, the wife blows up in an angry tirade listing each and
every problem they have ever had in the 25 years they have been married.
She goes on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
feeling unloved and unloveable, a long list of unmet needs
she had endured over the course of their quarter century of marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
the therapist stands up, walks around his desk and
asking the wife to stand, embraces her and kisses her passionately on the mouth.
The woman shut up and in a daze, quietly sat down.
The therapist turns to the husband and says,
"This is what your wife needs at least seven times a week. Do you think you can do this?"
Lil Johnny, The husband thinks momentarily and replies,
"Well, Doc, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays
but on the other days I play golf."