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While walking into the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying
"DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the glass door.
Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep
on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager Lil Johnny,
"Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, that's him," Lil Johnny replied. The stranger couldn't help but be amused.
"That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me.
Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," Lil Johnny replied, "before I posted that sign,
people kept tripping over him."
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Paul had a date with Denise. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. "Oh, come on in!" Denise's mother said as she welcomed Paul in. "So, what are you and Denise planning to do tonight?" she asked. "Oh, probably catch a film, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the cafe, maybe take a walk on the beach.". "Denise likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him. "Is that so?" asked Paul, incredulous. "Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!" "Well, thanks for the tip," Paul said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. "Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left. Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Denise burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her. "The TWIST, Mom, the TWIST!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "THE DAMN DANCE IS CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
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