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Old Oct 11, 2022 | 05:28 PM
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Old Oct 11, 2022 | 06:56 PM
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Looks to be skinny dipping too..
 
Old Oct 11, 2022 | 07:55 PM
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The Pain, oh the Pain ! Where’s my red button? ….. …..
 
Old Oct 11, 2022 | 08:01 PM
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Why did the Dr. go mad?
His Patents started to see a Shrink!
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Old Oct 12, 2022 | 05:50 AM
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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."

The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"
 
Old Oct 12, 2022 | 05:51 AM
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Old Oct 12, 2022 | 06:58 AM
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The Pain, oh the Pain ! Where’s my red button? ….. …..
Talk about massive irony---PT asking FOR the groan button?!?!?!
 
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Old Oct 12, 2022 | 11:02 AM
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Taking things one day at a time means getting up at 5 am. Going to bed at 10:20 pm. ….
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Old Oct 12, 2022 | 05:33 PM
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The wind is really kicking up out there! Hold onto my hat, could be a great plan this evening ? ….
Saw some big white stump mushroom today. I’m just not an expert on them so left them there just doing great on those stumps. Very dry weather too. ?
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Old Oct 12, 2022 | 06:37 PM
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Did you make it home yet Ken..?
 
Old Oct 12, 2022 | 07:28 PM
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There is plenty of timber out back John ! …. Saw some big stump mushrooms this afternoon.
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