Um. We’re not sure if this plan inspires awe or ‘aw, come on!’

Alright, who did this? It better be a joke….

What? No apple pie? 

Henry Ford–no, not that one–is wanted for a string of thefts around the Detroit area. 

Ford flatbed truck plows into historic house, then, a few days later, that truck was hit by a Ford Expedition. 

An argument over which is the better car maker ended in the pokey and the hospital. Well, that escalated quickly. 

No shoppers were hurt when the truck, like a wayward Kool Aid man, came barreling through the wall. Oh yeah!