well my girlfriend tried to take my truck to work as she always dose. she called me and said the battery's were dead because the truck would not start.

I got home and tried to start it. it turned over slowly but started right up..
she forgot to activate the DP tuner..

she has use it 1000 times before and just had a brain fart !!

 

Parley that card into a massage!

 

Nah... save it as a "Get out of Hell free" card in the future.

Honestly - would you rather avoid a doghouse visit, or get a massage? One thing can lead to another with that massage... but that doghouse thing will preclude the "another" for sure.