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Now you know George, that nobody wants to see my old dirty "Plain Jane" work truck! It's three years old, and has never ever been waxed even. It resembles my avatar! Maybe I'll show one of yours instead!
Maybe I'll go get Big Blue, and scare the living H..L out of all the pretty trucks....... They'll be afraid to get too close for fear that something might be catching!
Maybe I could get my brother's trailer, and put a chevy with oil running out of the bottom on it, behind my Ford. Then it would be quite "worthy"! Would they charge me double then?
You HAVE washed and waxed it! Poor old Blackie just gets driven and washed every time it rains...........and you know how much rain we have had this summer.....
By the way, where in the world have you been? I thought you must have moved to another forum or something....... You didn't even notice that after three years, I finally made it past 1000! I feel slighted!
Rezvani's Latest Post-Apocalytic Monster Is a Ford F-150 Raptor Underneath
Slideshow: Called the Fortress, the 850-horsepower pickup combines Raptor underpinnings with military-inspired features, survival equipment, and a starting price of $285,000.