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Old Feb 14, 2003 | 09:34 AM
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"warning" - Lock Your Doors!!

Be sure to lock all doors and windows at home!

A Vancouver man was found dead in his home yesterday. Police believe he'd been there since the weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.
The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.
A banana was sticking out of his bum.

Police suspect a "Cereal Killer".

R.

 
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Old Feb 14, 2003 | 09:42 AM
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"warning" - Lock Your Doors!!

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Old Feb 14, 2003 | 11:04 AM
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"warning" - Lock Your Doors!!

Make sure the pantry door is locked in case the cereal rapist breaks in.
 
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Old Feb 14, 2003 | 10:52 PM
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"warning" - Lock Your Doors!!

.....is slavery still in use..? you said he had a bum?does that mean he ownned a person(bum)? how do you stick a banana in a bum? was it used as a weapon?i dont think a banana is sharp enough to stab someone....hmmm...
 
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