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The Green Hat
You can wear it on St Patrick's day and all the other days.
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the hat. Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
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It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the hat. Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
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It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
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Makes for a good joke, but several years ago there was a delivery guy who worked for Grainger who had purchased a green Immigration van from a government auction. He found a hat at a flea market that had a patch on it and that's how he used to make deliveries. I talked to him about it and he said he really got a kick backing up to warehouse doors, or pulling up to construction sites, stepping out with his clip board and just pointing at people and watching everyone start running.
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A few years back there was a story about this one neighborhood that got sick of the "migrant" construction workers throwing garbage all over the place while working on an apartment complex. The neighbors all got together and started a trash collection team they called Internal Neighborhood Services, and of course got some nice dark blue jackets and hats with INS in bright yellow. As the story goes, the trash wasn't a problem anymore since the workers all ran off.
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Aw, my post got deleted. Cool hat though.
What's that video of the guy who picks up a truckload of illegals looking for work in Home Depot parking lot, and takes them to the INS office? Guys jumping out of the bed left and right. I lol'd.
What's that video of the guy who picks up a truckload of illegals looking for work in Home Depot parking lot, and takes them to the INS office? Guys jumping out of the bed left and right. I lol'd.
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