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Hey guys, i just found this great stuff. You just dump it in your engine, and it will make your engine last longer and run better. Guarenteed to work. You will be able to feel the increased power.
When compared with an engine not using this product, my formula increased engine performance, decreased wear, and ran cooler. I call this mystery juice "OIL''. I shall patent it and sell it world wide as the ultimate lubricant.
Ok, i just couldnt resist
Ever notice that every one of these guys is a brand new user?
i will gladly give credit where credit is due and admit you Nebraska folk are good with motors. As a modest and humble Cornhusker , you didnt even mention that the OIL you use is made out of freshly stomped, kernel free Corn Oil. And from your testimonial, the NCO (nebraskian corn oil ) treatment is in fact very effective. Well, let me tell you that here in Texas we have motors that will last 500 to 800 years longer than any nebraska motor run on Big Red cornhusker oil. no, we dont use freshly squeezed black oil from the ground like you see on old reruns of the jed clampitt show. Nope, we just let that engine sit there and we never fire that sucker up. Half life of iron is about a 1100 years so we have you Nebraskians beat four ways to sunday.
You got me there 03F150man, you should market and sell that on late night tv.
And yes horsepuller, if you pay enough, im sure i can come up with something youll like. How about a turquoise bottle, and clear liquid that tastes like a full bodied red wine?
I just couldnt resist after reading that other thread.
Originally posted by tw Hey guys, i just found this great stuff. You just dump it in your engine, and it will make your engine last longer and run better. Guarenteed to work. You will be able to feel the increased power.
When compared with an engine not using this product, my formula increased engine performance, decreased wear, and ran cooler. I call this mystery juice "OIL''. I shall patent it and sell it world wide as the ultimate lubricant.
Ok, i just couldnt resist
Ever notice that every one of these guys is a brand new user?
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