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Oh, but I have. Married at 18, baby by 19, split by 20, divorced by 21. Pushing 23, and happily single for now 
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“Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and
drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
Have a nice Beer!!!
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Yes, very expensive... especially when others get involved when they shouldn't and don't need to be. Going through it still. It sucks, attorneys don't always call back either.
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From: Forest Grove, OR
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...
“Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and
drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
“Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and
drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
Roger that, Tom. Especially when your attorney washes their hands of you and your case about a week before your first court date and keeps your money. Yeah. Peachy.
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Try it after 21,,, sucks big time!
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From: pacific northwest
You were married for 21 years...? How do you do that if you are only 29 years old...?
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Men Prefer Rifles Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.
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#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE
Men Prefer Rifles Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.
#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.
#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE
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