Friggin' Italian Attempted Transportation

Actually, I like a of the old Fiats. I used to work in a race shop that specialized in them. I've had Sport Coupes, Spiders, 850s, X1/9s (Ferrari Trainers), etc.

Let's not forget GM = God's Mistake.

 

Here's a couple more I didn't see:

Can Hear Every Valve Rod Or Lifter Every Turn!
Can' Handle Even Vicious Yugo's

Move Over People Are Racing
Moments Of Power Are Rare

STOP= Spin Tires On Pavement! (my Dad taught me that!)

 

STOP: spin tires on purpose.

STOP: stop Tuesdays only please.

 

STOP: Slow To Observe Police

 

OT, what the heck

US ARMY: Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet
(Backwards) Yes My Retarded *** Signed Up

Ft. Eustis: Even Uncle Sam Thinks It Sucks

 

And if it Tuesday: stop Thursday only please.

 

My favorite has to be "****ing Obvious Retard Design".

 

First On Race Day

 

Fuses Overheat Regularly Dies

Fuses Overheat Rarely Drives

Fedup Over Repairs Daily

Freaking Outhouse Rarely Drives

 

^^^^

Sometimes I give a warm welcome to new members. But that is not the best first post, and an old thread to boot. You do know which forum you're on, chief?

Might be the same one-post-wonder from #37 above making a return.....

 

Having bought many of these type of coveted and expensive parts I came up with my own little funny acronym for: new old stock -NOS.

Never Operated Seriously

 

Chewing heads eating valves yearly!!

 

I heard this as a kid. Not sure how to write this out, but the phonetic spelling goes like this: CHEV-it OR LAYV-it