I remember sitting around as a kid with my friends sharing FORD acronyms we heard or made up. Some were better than others. My favorite was:

First On Race Day with Fixed Or Repaired Daily a close second.

My least favorite was Found On Road Dead

Has anyone got any good one?

 

Here's a new "least favorite" for you:

Fat
Or
Redneck
Driver.

Several threads on this, one recently in General Auto iirc.

 

flip over read directions
f.ed over rebuilt dodge
and i heard the previous one as fat old redneck driver

 

That's just not nice! Some of us resemble that.

 

These are a few that i've been collecting over the years. Please feel free to give me some new ones.

F**k*r Only Rolls Downhill (my personal fave)<O></O>Forgive Our Retarded Design<O</O
Found On Reservation Dump
Filthy Old Road Debris
For Off Road Driving<O</O
Finest Off Road Driving
Fantastic On Rowdy Days
Funnest On Rowdy Days
Family Operated Route Destroyer
Flying Over River Dams (i love it)
Floating Out Rivers Deep
Former Owner (of a) Recycled Dodge
Farther On Retreaded Donuts<O</O
Five OrgasmsRequired Daily<O</O
Flip Over Read Directions<O</O
Ferocious Off Road Demon<O</O
Fastest Off Road Driver<O</O

 

FoundOffRoadDaily<O</O
Freakin Owner'sReal Dumb<O</O
<O</O
Found Off Road Drunk<O</O
<O</O
Fine Off Road Device<O</O
<O</O
Fullsize Offroad Racing Device<O</O
<O</O
first on rowdy days<O</O
<O</O
fun on rough drives

first on race day<O</O
<O</O
FlippedOverReservationDecoration

FanaticOffRoadDiehards<O></O>

I love rattling these off when people tell me "fix or repair daily"

 

I almost forgot:

in reverse Drivers Returning On Foot

 

Man I almost choked drinking my coffee and reading these. You can tell some of these were made up by Chevy Lovers.

This is my Truck now - waiting on a drivesahaft. LOL

Thanks Guy! Made my morning!

 

OK, so I've heard some of these before... but I don't know any Chevy ones... (and I'm a Ford Fan...)

 

Cruddiest Heap Ever Visioned Yet.

 

I love it!

 

Ah man... Only one for the Chitty's... There has to be more out there... I will look around

 

Here are few off of Yahoo answers... and another ford site

GMC
Gods Mechanical Curse
Great Mechanical Catastrophe

Chevrolet
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Engine Ticks
Cheap Heavy Engine, Vehicle Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Chevy
Cheap electrical vibrating yoyo
Can Hear Every Valve Yell
Cheapest Heap Ever Viewed Yet
Cruddy Hick Engine Very Yucky
Crap heap (in) every vatos yard

 

Can’t Help Engine Valves Yucky

 

on a quite night you can a Chevrolet rusting away.