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These are a few that i've been collecting over the years. Please feel free to give me some new ones.
F**k*r Only Rolls Downhill (my personal fave)<O></O>Forgive Our Retarded Design<O</O Found On Reservation Dump Filthy Old Road Debris For Off Road Driving<O</O Finest Off Road Driving Fantastic On Rowdy Days Funnest On Rowdy Days Family Operated Route Destroyer Flying Over River Dams (i love it) Floating Out Rivers Deep Former Owner (of a) Recycled Dodge Farther On Retreaded Donuts<O</O Five OrgasmsRequired Daily<O</O Flip Over Read Directions<O</O Ferocious Off Road Demon<O</O Fastest Off Road Driver<O</O
FoundOffRoadDaily<O</O Freakin Owner'sReal Dumb<O</O <O</O Found Off Road Drunk<O</O <O</O Fine Off Road Device<O</O <O</O Fullsize Offroad Racing Device<O</O <O</O first on rowdy days<O</O <O</O fun on rough drives
first on race day<O</O <O</O FlippedOverReservationDecoration
FanaticOffRoadDiehards<O></O>
I love rattling these off when people tell me "fix or repair daily"
Here are few off of Yahoo answers... and another ford site
GMC
Gods Mechanical Curse
Great Mechanical Catastrophe
Chevrolet
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Engine Ticks
Cheap Heavy Engine, Vehicle Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Chevy
Cheap electrical vibrating yoyo
Can Hear Every Valve Yell
Cheapest Heap Ever Viewed Yet
Cruddy Hick Engine Very Yucky
Crap heap (in) every vatos yard