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Old Feb 3, 2003 | 06:24 PM
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"'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
 
Old Feb 3, 2003 | 06:26 PM
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Originally posted by Chuck 6083
The WHOLE enchilada!

After the Waffle House, anybody for a Blizzard?

What is that smell?....

Dang man, you gotta warn somebody before you do that. My mouth was open and everything!
Heck yea.....I'm ready!!!! OOps
 
Old Feb 3, 2003 | 06:35 PM
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Originally posted by couleeman
Only six. North Branch got 10+
Shoot, we didn't even get quite six, more like five, and it was wet and heavy, slushy stuff. I was stating that more as one of the finer things in life. Wish it had actually happened, although we were close. We just got too much rain. At the risk of being censored &/or laughed at, I envy your ten inches.
Uffda!
 
Old Feb 3, 2003 | 08:39 PM
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"Train, Train,
Take me on out of this town.

Train, Train,
Lord take me on out of this town..."
 
Old Feb 3, 2003 | 08:53 PM
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Here I am
on the road again
There I am
up on the stage
 
Old Feb 3, 2003 | 10:55 PM
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Dang man, you gotta warn somebody before you do that. My mouth was open and everything!
As Bill DeMott said on Tough Enough III:" If I didn't eat it, I don't want to taste it!"
 
Old Feb 3, 2003 | 11:25 PM
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good night mr. U.P., sleep tight!
 
Old Feb 3, 2003 | 11:28 PM
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G'night, Johnboy!
 
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Old Feb 4, 2003 | 06:42 AM
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Old Feb 4, 2003 | 07:24 AM
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Ok, for my encore presentation:

If your driving through the desert in your canoe and your wheel falls of, how many pancakes can you stuff into and Elephant's ear?..............None, cuz snakes don't have armpits.

What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rino?............Elephino?

Ok, I've had enough. I think I'll take my binoculars outside and go see if I can spot any solar flares.
 
Old Feb 4, 2003 | 08:19 AM
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Same scenario, but how many pancakes would it take to shingle a doghouse? Same answer.

Uffda!
 
Old Feb 4, 2003 | 08:21 AM
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Old Feb 4, 2003 | 08:43 AM
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IT'S ALIVE.........ALIVE I SAY!!!!

And to think this is my first contribution to this otherwise inane thread. Ohhhhhhhh the shame........

 
Old Feb 4, 2003 | 09:51 AM
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Gee Gosh Wally, I'm sure glad I didn't ask for email notification for this thread.
 
Old Feb 4, 2003 | 09:52 AM
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welcome Ron, this thread is an intellectual fireworks spectacular, a real display of genious, but at least it's for a noble cause-running up our post counts.

BTW, has anybody seen my baseball?
 



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