When you click on links to various merchants on this site and make a purchase, this can result in this site earning a commission. Affiliate programs and affiliations include, but are not limited to, the eBay Partner Network.
I've Had All I Can Stands And I Can't Stands No More!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you"?
My Poodle got in a fight with a German Shepard and killed'em. Yeah,.... he got stuck in his throat.
While on vacation I passed by a farm that had a pig with a wooden leg. I asked the farmer why that pig had a wooden leg. He said " you didn't think we were gonna eat'em all at once did you"?
Climbing a hill that your firends have deemed impossible in your truck.
Watching the FINE women walk by on the beach
Lazy Summer days
Whooping a ricer in a drag race on a closed track
"Y'know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to." -Grandpa Simpson
"I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary." -Grandpa Simpson
This Hennessey Takes the Expedition Tremor's Off-Roading Capability to the Next Level
Slideshow: The VelociRaptor Expedition gains a lift, upgraded suspension, Brembo brakes, and trail-ready equipment while retaining the stock 440-horsepower EcoBoost V6.
Rezvani's Latest Post-Apocalyptic Monster Is a Ford F-150 Raptor Underneath
Slideshow: Called the Fortress, the 850-horsepower pickup combines Raptor underpinnings with military-inspired features, survival equipment, and a starting price of $285,000.