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Old Feb 2, 2003 | 09:56 PM
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Old Feb 2, 2003 | 10:07 PM
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Two penuts where walking down the road and one got assalted.





How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice. Put peas around the hole. when he goes to take a pea. You kick him in the ice hole.
 
Old Feb 2, 2003 | 10:25 PM
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Insert Punch line here >A blonde raised her hand and said "I'll try it if you promise not to hit me in the head with that damn bottle"
 
Old Feb 2, 2003 | 10:28 PM
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krosati, Thank you for bringin it back to the top. I thought it would disapear into all the other long forgotton usless posts........
This usless post in the useless post will never be a useless post as long as I can post useless posts in the useless post.

Usless post will rule the world!
 
Old Feb 2, 2003 | 11:59 PM
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Where did I put that thingy again?
 
Old Feb 3, 2003 | 03:00 AM
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anybody know what time it is?
 
Old Feb 3, 2003 | 08:09 AM
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Old Feb 3, 2003 | 08:36 AM
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I was hoping my query about the firing order was blatantly obvious. Sorry was just trying to help!

Now I feel stupid...does that help?
 
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Old Feb 3, 2003 | 08:36 AM
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Oh and if oranges are oranges why aren't banana's yellows?
 
Old Feb 3, 2003 | 09:21 AM
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Why is it OK th lick stamps and envelopes in the post office, but not your fingers at a restaurant?
 
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You may not be catching up to Dennis but you do have a good start for the record for the most posts to a single thread.
 
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