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Old Jan 29, 2003 | 11:00 AM
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Originally posted by monsta
That got me thinking...maybe you "manual" boys like it because it is the way that you also have sex. "Manually actuated by a hand on your lever". OHhhhhhh I get it now... ICK

Now don't start in on my "inflate-a-date"! I love my technological advances!

That explains a WHOLE lot!!!!!!!
HeHeHeHeHe..............................


From truck lifts to Bionic Barbie, we've come a long way!:-staun
 
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Old Jan 29, 2003 | 12:57 PM
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Watch your tailpipes boys, Monsta is showing his true colors!
 
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Old Jan 29, 2003 | 02:31 PM
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HEY! What's wrong with "inflate-a-date"?

Look at some of the advantages...

I do not have to take her out to dinner or a movie.

I do not have to get her drunk first.
 
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Old Jan 29, 2003 | 04:14 PM
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monsta... wouldn't as pin cushion be more economical (and probably more appropriate)??

just think... u could fit her into your pocket!
 
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Old Jan 29, 2003 | 04:17 PM
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Originally posted by abendx
monsta... wouldn't as pin cushion be more economical (and probably more appropriate)??


Why you...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



just think... u could fit her into your pocket!
Speaking of pockets....uh...never mind.
 
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Old Jan 29, 2003 | 04:25 PM
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Originally posted by monsta
HEY! What's wrong with "inflate-a-date"?

Look at some of the advantages...

I do not have to take her out to dinner or a movie.

I do not have to get her drunk first.
Monsta, You really that ugly that you gotta get 'em drunk first!
 
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Old Jan 29, 2003 | 05:06 PM
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monsta....

you have to get the inflate-a-date drunk before you... uh, you know!
 
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Old Jan 29, 2003 | 06:33 PM
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funny.

What's that?? I think I hear "TAPS" playing for this thread! Finally!

 
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Old Jan 29, 2003 | 07:24 PM
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Now thats Funny !

the moderator starts it !

And he's gonna end it also! He He HE HE


Nice over under double barrel you got there

SIR! yes SIR!

Out a Here ,
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Old Jan 29, 2003 | 07:30 PM
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Look at as "self-moderation" (not to be confused with "self-gratification" that the manual boys "enjoy")
 
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Old Jan 29, 2003 | 07:44 PM
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Originally posted by monsta
Look at as "self-moderation" (not to be confused with "self-gratification" that the manual boys "enjoy")

Sir, me thinks you've been sipp'n a wee bit of the bubly with them bionic babes of yours. Either that or you been under that hood again, and we really don't want to talk about that, do we?
 

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