TEXAS SIZED B.S. THREAD
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From: Texas Coast
Post Fiend
Joined: Feb 2009
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From: Texas Coast
No bull
He says to the waiter: 'Want coffee.'
The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter 'Want coffee.'
The waiter says 'Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?'
The Indian smiles and proudly says, 'I training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day!'
okay it wasn't all that funny
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Joined: Nov 2006
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From: The Woodlands, TX
Rocky....that mini g2g sounds like a good idea. I am not going to be able to make the main one, but hopefully if we get the mini g2g sorted out, I should at least be able to make it down for the day