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From: utica il
no thanks, i'm 24 and i still cant stand college kids. most of my friends are older. goofy *** kids get on my nerves real quick and they don't seem to like my straight forward way of telling them stuff like quit being faggy, and take your girlfriends pants off. get a hair cut you look like a sally. i was at a mall awhile back and fell victim to what i thought was a young girl in tight jeans. so i was taking a look and it turned around and it was a guy wearing skin tight jeans with better hair than my wife. i wanted to kick his skinny little *** 
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You must LOVE Prozon!
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Joined: Jan 2001
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From: Springfield, VA
Yeah, but I was banned from that site...
Were you even at Cait's last burfday party????? Welcome to my world! :flipoff
I think Kris and me have educated you on the grand effects of alcohol and built your tolerances to our epic levels! I'm so proud of you!!
That list is too long, lets start with the short list of who's dumber than you. 
I saw one of those little **** up here. Thought it was 2 chicks walking hand in hand then realized 1 was a dude. Of course I feld obliged to let him know how retarded he looked and that was too much of bish to keep his hot gf for much longer. He didn't say anything back, so not sure if he was scered of me or the .40 cal that I open carry all over the place......
Were you even at Cait's last burfday party????? Welcome to my world! :flipoff
no thanks, i'm 24 and i still cant stand college kids. most of my friends are older. goofy *** kids get on my nerves real quick and they don't seem to like my straight forward way of telling them stuff like quit being faggy, and take your girlfriends pants off. get a hair cut you look like a sally. i was at a mall awhile back and fell victim to what i thought was a young girl in tight jeans. so i was taking a look and it turned around and it was a guy wearing skin tight jeans with better hair than my wife. i wanted to kick his skinny little ***
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From: Springfield, VA
Uh, never got drunk enough that sheep looked like girls. And I've been so drunk that I woke up in a hospital after they pumped my stomach from the excessive amount of tequila. I felt like crap for the next few days too. Alcohol poisining FTMFL! To this day I can't even smell tequila without starting to wretch. Thank god they make massive amounts of rum though!
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From: utica il
i've drank rum since i was 14 and out of nowhere about 7 months ago i drank a bottle of captain and woke up with i guess you could call it hives. went to the hospital and they couldn't figure it out, told them that was the only thing i'd ate or drank that was out of the ordinary. so now i'm allergic to rum, ain't that some $#!+. kept breaking out for like 4 days even with medication. btw, sheep never look like women when i'm drunk. it's like dad always used to say"why buy the cow, when you can ***** it for free" or something like that
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3 18pks is standard carry for me and Robbie. Some of those phawks had never seen that much beer before and were amazed by our beer pong prowess. The more we drank the hotter the chicks got too....except for one! about 3 months ago I drank a bottle or two of crown and woke up with some chicks face burried in my wife to bes crotch. I guess hives is a good thing to wake up to but random drunken lesbos is FAAAAAAAAAR better.
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yeah i gotta agree with you on that one
