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Ok!! So!! Let's try to get things rolling around in the Washington thread again!! Maybe starting a (hopefully fun) game thread will get something going again.
So, post a quote from a movie.. and who knows what can happen!!
Here goes nothin!!
"I wanna be just like you. I figure, all I need is a lobotomy, and some tights."
Interviewer: Hey Larry, what do you think of Bikini Baristas?
Larry: You're not gonna believe this, but there's a snow cone vendor out there not wearing a bra.
Interviewer: Does this have something to do with coffee?
Larry: No, but it makes me want to get a snow cone.
Interviewer: Larry so you like coffee snow cones, I understand you like to drive a big, four wheel drive Ford truck. Do you like to take any of your FTE buddies out with you?
Larry: I drive alone. I inspect alone, sometimes I'll even have sex alone. But never on company time. That's my policy.
Interviewer: You seem to be serious about doing any kind of business on company time... do you got a minute to comment about the upcoming big football game?
Larry: Hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl.
Interviewer: Thanks Larry.
Amy Butlin: After lunch today, he told me there was a brown snake playing peek-a-boo with his butthole. I aced Biology. I do not recall brown snakes.
Interviewer: Looks like the Browns are going all the way.
~Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006) ...edited for clarity.
D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Hey lost... how did you come to that conclusion from the "birth" of...? Of course Santa is resting, in fact he is hanging out the the Easter bunny (wonder if related to the FTE bunnies?).
Rear Admiral Yancy Graham: Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his *****.
This Hennessey Takes the Expedition Tremor's Off-Roading Capability to the Next Level
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