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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 05:36 PM
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has anyone done this? This thing says I have 13 years to live and that I am obese.

The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?

I may be slightly heavy but far from obese. I have a 34 inch waste with a 38 inch inseam. I am 6'5" and weigh 260. I could stand to lose twenty pounds but it does puzzle me on what is obese.
 
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 07:58 PM
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8 more years for me. I'll be 70 then and probably won't give a sh**!
 
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 08:03 PM
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It says I'm going to live to be 99. Thats 45 years. Dang, I should start taking better care of myself!
 
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 09:26 PM
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It says I'll be 73. 3o years more of life.
I figured I'd be dead long befor that.
 
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 11:50 PM
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They have me living to 73- And my father in law should have died ten years ago. It's funny, put in his info and got "Sorry, your time has expired".
 
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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by first today
has anyone done this? This thing says I have 13 years to live and that I am obese.

The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?

I may be slightly heavy but far from obese. I have a 34 inch waste with a 38 inch inseam. I am 6'5" and weigh 260. I could stand to lose twenty pounds but it does puzzle me on what is obese.

Seems like it doesn't want any muscle mass either, I've got very large legs from playing hockey all my life so they add a lot of weight to me, the index is flawed
 
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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 01:18 AM
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I said my bmi was 39 and it said I would live to 2050, it is good being fat!
 
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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 06:33 AM
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it told me sept 6 2049.
so i am safe for another 31 years.
 
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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 07:08 AM
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I have been thinking... who needs a doctor when you have a death clock?
 
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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 08:14 AM
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Some people try to add years to their life.

I try to add life to my years.

Jason
 
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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 08:21 AM
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Looks like Jan 26, 2029 is it for me. I'll be only 67 and they pulled this number out with virtually no information. Guess they didn't like my birthday or something. There's another one of these things that actually asks relavent questions, I'll see if I can find it. Not that it matters, we're all gonna go when the world ends, Dec 21, 2112. I'm gonna see if I can buy a brand new Dodge Viper on Dec 20, 2112 with no money down...
 
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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 09:55 AM
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Looks like I'm the luck one I've got to 2059. So if I'm 35 now I'll croak at 84. Not to bad I guess.lol
 
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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 10:08 AM
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anybody else notice how many old guys we got on here?

march 5th 2079 for me. i'll be 89 and the nurses in the rest home will probably think im just another dirty old man.
 
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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 11:50 AM
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I shoulda been dead 8 years ago!!!! Or, 18 years ago. Or 24 years ago.

Heck, I'm livin' on borrowed time, my friends!!!

The Death Clock says that I'll die on:
Sunday, January 17, 2027

Just a few weeks shy of my 73rd birthday.

Oh well. It's been a good life.


ETA: I just checked my Dad's date.

It said
Sunday, June 14, 1998!!!!!!!
(He was 85 on Sept. 2, 2009!!!) Ha!
 
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Old Dec 10, 2009 | 11:58 AM
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I checked 3 different BMI's & all the same date. 88 Years old.

Dec 1, 2012 I will refinance the house & go to the Himalayan Mountains with My tin foil hat on.

Beam me up Scottie...




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