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Dec 10, 2009 | 01:39 PM

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SteveBricks

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Dec 10, 2009 | 02:26 PM

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clux

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From: Carhenge

As an optimist, I will live to 96.
Then I changed my choice from optimistic to sadistic and found out that I died on December 11, 2003.`

Dec 10, 2009 | 03:28 PM

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Old93junk

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2036?.........................From what I have seen our society degenerate to, I dont want to live that long!

Dec 10, 2009 | 03:41 PM

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TigerDan

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From: The hills of No. Calif.

It said, "Sorry, but your time has expired. Have a nice day!"

Apparently I died in July of this year. That would explain a lot...

Dec 10, 2009 | 06:04 PM

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Ford_Six

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From: The Big, Oregon

I knew there was something about you Dan-

Dec 10, 2009 | 06:07 PM

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FarmForward

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From: The Star-Club, Hamburg

I did mine as both a smoker and a non-smoker, since I still have a cigar once in awhile, but I gave up cigarettes a few years ago.

As normal (whatever that means): I live until 18 Aug 2042, but I'll be gone nine years earlier if I take up cigarettes again.

As a pessimist: send flowers on 29 May 2020. Send them on 19 Feb 2017 if ya see me lighting up.

Sadisticly: I should be starting to smell pretty ripe, since I've been dead since 17 Aug 2000. Smoking only cost me 14 months, though.

As a non-smoking optimist, though, I'll be around until I'm a wise old man, on 13 Oct 2055. Adding tobacco to the equation costs me 2 and a half years.

I think I'll have a cigar and celebrate living.

Dec 10, 2009 | 10:49 PM

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From: Prairieville, La

I would rather die in 13 years, than commit a crime to be taken care of the rest of my life.

Dec 11, 2009 | 12:58 AM

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jimbeamalki

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From: Indianapolis

This reminds me of the line from a Leon Russel song: "How many days, has it been since I was born?; How many days till I die?" Started listening to this song around 1970 when I was 20, and I'd figure up the days both ways and be happy with all the days I had left. Now, not so much.