Why????
Feb 27, 2017 | 08:44 AM
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From: Manhattan, KS
Why don't retirement checks come every two weeks?
Feb 27, 2017 | 09:11 AM
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Why didn't I get smart when I was young and figure out a way to make my money work for me, rather than work for my money?
Feb 27, 2017 | 05:04 PM
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From: Manhattan, KS
There is an old saying that goes something like, when you are in your early teens you just want to get a car of your own, then when a little older a girlfriend with accompanying benefits, then after you are married and have kids you want to make a bunch of money and finally when you are old you just want to be able to take a good poop. I might add as you get older, you also want to sleep through the night without having to get up and pee. Of course if you did sleep through the night you would probably pee in bed.
Feb 27, 2017 | 07:27 PM
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Why am I glad that I can still hold my pee and poo all night?
Feb 27, 2017 | 07:29 PM
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From: Peoria, Illinois
Why am I so glad that everyday is Saturday?
Feb 27, 2017 | 09:46 PM
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67nukeford
Why is it Monday already?
Happy Birthday, John!
Why thank you Pat..
Feb 28, 2017 | 07:38 AM
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Why, look! The last day of February!
Feb 28, 2017 | 08:02 AM
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From: Manhattan Kansas
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Feb 28, 2017 | 08:04 AM
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Why do I need to spray this thread with Lysol now??LOL
Feb 28, 2017 | 08:05 AM
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Feb 28, 2017 | 08:14 AM
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From: Manhattan, KS
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Why, look! The last day of February!
Why did February 29, 30 and 31 go away?
Why do most months have 31 days, a few have 30 days and then February has only 28 except leap year?
Why didn't the calendar creators give two more months only 30 days so that February also had 30 days?
Feb 28, 2017 | 08:27 AM
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From: Manhattan Kansas
Why does Fat Tuesday change its date on the calendar each year?
Feb 28, 2017 | 09:10 AM
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Why is Del so worried about the calendar???LOL
Feb 28, 2017 | 09:59 AM
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Why I think it's time I head to the shop...
Feb 28, 2017 | 10:00 AM
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why am I jealous of John??LOL