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Old Feb 7, 2015 | 10:05 PM
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Why is the keg almost dry?
 
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Old Feb 8, 2015 | 07:58 AM
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Why does JWC 3 (John) have a head ache today?
 
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Old Feb 8, 2015 | 08:03 AM
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Why do I find that funny ?
 
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Old Feb 8, 2015 | 09:20 AM
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Why does every time we have a sandstorm, I think of Darude's techno version of the song.
 
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Old Feb 8, 2015 | 07:12 PM
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Why? What are gnats doing when they swarm?
 
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Old Feb 8, 2015 | 10:04 PM
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Why do gnats fly in your ear all the time?
 
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Old Feb 9, 2015 | 07:31 PM
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Why does a fire create a crackling sound?
Is there any reason why a fire cracks most when first lit?
 
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Old Feb 10, 2015 | 05:02 AM
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Why did it take so long to get my laptop screen here? Why did I wait for almost 3 months? Why, now I'll be replacing the busted one I have on now?
 
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Old Feb 10, 2015 | 08:15 PM
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Why did the Chinese first use chopsticks?
 
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Old Feb 11, 2015 | 02:47 AM
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Why does it seem like winter is over here?
Why is it almost 85* outside, and I'm sweating a lot?
 
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Old Feb 11, 2015 | 07:08 PM
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Why does it take forever for Winter to get over?
 
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Old Feb 11, 2015 | 10:06 PM
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Why do I have to stand in line forever to get a couple fried eggs for breakfast?
 
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Old Feb 11, 2015 | 10:18 PM
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Why do I have to stand in line forever to get a couple fried eggs for breakfast?
Why is the military like that? Hurry up and wait.
 
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Old Feb 11, 2015 | 10:42 PM
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Why am I taking a knee and drinking water?
 
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Old Feb 12, 2015 | 07:09 PM
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Why have most airlines stopped serving honey roasted peanuts and resumed giving away salted and dry roasted peanuts?
 
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