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Old Dec 28, 2014 | 12:31 AM
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Why do people buy fancy spittoons, when water bottles work just as well?
 
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Old Dec 28, 2014 | 07:38 PM
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Why do clouds stay up in the sky, if water is heavier than air?
 
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Old Dec 29, 2014 | 07:47 PM
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Why didn't anyone post here today?
 
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Old Dec 30, 2014 | 12:58 PM
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Why did I sleep all day yesterday that's why?
 
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Old Dec 30, 2014 | 07:34 PM
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Why do bath towels smell bad after a couple of days when they are presumably touching
only clean skin?
 
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Old Dec 31, 2014 | 05:15 AM
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Why don't more people use microfiber towels instead?
 
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Old Dec 31, 2014 | 07:47 PM
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Why will there be many people that wake up in the morning with headaches? LOL
 
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Old Jan 1, 2015 | 03:43 AM
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Why did I have to work today?
 
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Old Jan 1, 2015 | 08:56 PM
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Why do roosters crow in the morning?
 
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Old Jan 1, 2015 | 11:19 PM
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Why does waffles sound so good right now?
 
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Old Jan 2, 2015 | 07:00 PM
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Why do many hotels and motels fold over the last piece of toilet paper in the bathroom?
 
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Old Jan 3, 2015 | 05:47 AM
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Why is it when you have a craving for something, it's nowhere to be found?
 
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Old Jan 3, 2015 | 07:02 PM
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Why do people want the front of the bus, the back of the church, or the middle of the road?
 
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Old Jan 4, 2015 | 07:58 AM
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Why are 5spd bus transmissions so hard to get used to driving?
 
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Old Jan 4, 2015 | 08:46 PM
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Why do we call our numbering system "Arabic" when Arabs don't use Arabic numbers themselves?
 
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