like I said, it wasnt pointed out directly at you, but to all who reads it and might be guilty of diggin.......

afterall, I did say BOTH!!!


over and outta this one~

****unsubscribing****


PS....I have left quite a few threads becuase of the dirty personal digs that fly about....I dont need to hang in that type of playground~

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I agree, I am also tired of seeing the slutty inuendos. The mods will blast me because I am not politically correct, but talk of peckers, condoms and the such will not raise an eyebrow. So take it as you like, if you cannot handle my comments do not read them. By the way, I am not one of your guys, peeps or whatever.

 

this one i find hard to believe.

 

I do find that one hard to believe too!

 

hmmm, i think i'm the only sane one here
lolol

 

" If you do not like my comments do not read them" That is warning label for everyone! That way no one gets offended by anything. It keeps peace in ones heart.

Life is a bed of roses watch out for the ******. Best warning label in the world.

here is a great disclaimer. I am at local electronics store paying a bill. There is a box about the size of a cereal box with some video game attachment in it. I am waiting for bill to process I am looking at this product and on the cover are three kinds playing video game. They are in a beautiful massive living room. The TV is a massive flat screen, a dvd player and some other items. Then there is the small print.This box does not contain TV or any of the other electronic of decorative items pictured. Now that is a big DUH!

 

I do believe the warning labels stem back to the late 50's when a housewife sued Betty Crocker for not including frosting in her box of cake mix, as the picture so clearly showed the cake having been frosted!

 

Is that not the craziest thing ever?
I found this while searching weird warnings.


Wacky Warning Labels
The Wacky Warning Label Contest is operated by the Foundation for Fair Civil Justice. Despite the obvious humor involved, its creators have a serious purpose: showing how “out-of-whack” they believe America’s civil justice system really is.

“The contest reveals how lawsuits and the fear of lawsuits have driven companies to spend millions on common-sense warnings,” the organizers say.

The Off-Road Commode
Case in point: The winning entry, “The Off-Road Commode,” is a portable toilet seat for hikers or campers. It’s evidently made to be hooked up to a trailer hitch on a car or truck. On it is a warning label stating: “Not for use on moving vehicles.”


Other top contenders in this year’s Wacky Warning Label Contest, according to the official site:

• A wart removal product instruction guide that warns, “Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.”
• A label on the underside of a cereal bowl warns, “Always use this product with adult supervision.”
• A small, 1″ x 4″ LCD panel warns, “Do not eat the LCD panel.”
• A bag of livestock castration rings warns, “For animal use only"


Read more: http://www.inquisitr.com/23148/wacky...#ixzz0Nc4e9xPG

Okay..the castration rings really made me squirm. I know there are people with fetishes etc but that there is just scary.

 

The Off Road Comode...........AKA "The Bumper Dumper" was available from Cabelas, not too long ago......Not for use from moving vehicles?....Have your buddy drive thru bushes, no TP needed!

 

For some reason, I just got this mental image of Buford T. Justice walking out of that "choke and puke" with the toilet paper wrapped around his glasses....."Thank 'ya nice lady".

 

Warning label on "Smokey and the Bandit" movie box...........Warning! this movie will continue to cause you to laugh for the rest of your life!

 

You've got that right!!! Hey congrats on 4000 posts Dave!

 

warning label on most FTE threads.

WARNING: reading this thread will result in loss of brain function until you are a drooling zombie!!

 

Thanks, John!...........Warning label on box for my Russian Makarov .380 acp pistol: "Warning! This firearm can cause serious injury or death! Always read instructions, use quality ammo, and point at people!".................I think something got lost in the English/Russian translation.

 

Hahahahaha!!!!! Sounds like a little bit of a translation SNAFU to me.