Me too.....seems like the perfect sign for the front of Capitol Hill.

 

or mens undies

 

Nice to see you back, Moosie! What does your warning lable say?

 

That brings a whole new visual to the other instructions on the bottle.....lather, rinse, repeat.

 

What a visual. I did not catch that until you brought it up!

 

Caution after one night with moose you will never go back to goats

No it is Caution Moose is meaner than she appears

 

No thanks!

 

excuse me? that was for?

 

A night with Moose, NO THANKS!

Niff Said.

 

That wouldn't even be a concern because this moose is way too picky way way too picky! That would not even be a remote possibility.

Okay back to warning labels...We found this one!

 

Very true, 'The Instigator' is very picky too and is taken, so it WOULD never happen!

 

sorry that one just made my day

 

ms moose,

I think this discussion should stay with the warning labels

I feel that was a dig at me and I havent done a thing to be brought into this discussion

BOTH of you back off and GROW UP !!!!!!!

 

BTW....this is not a personal dig at anyone......it was meant for everyone who is taking digs at one another in ANY thread.....people need to grow up....have fun, tease one another and enjoy one anothers company, but geeeeesh, keep the personal digs out of it.....


I believe there is even a rule about it somewhere, damn, this place USED to be fun to come to and enjoy the company of others, it isnt anything more than a peyton place.....I feel like I am thirteen again and in junior high with all the nonsense here!!

too bad I just renewed my subscription!!!!

 

Umm I said nothing about you whatsoever. Why would I did about you? No reason what so ever P1.
The discussion WAS at warning labels. But NEVER was there a reference toward you. NEVER! I may be a bitch at times but I would not ever do that. There would have been no reason to. As a woman of my word and some class I apologize for anything you may have taken out of context.
I was kind of lost at why PM even had to say what he did the way he did. Seemed kinda weird he was the only one. And if you read the actual answer I gave it was like a kick in the butt in a humorous way to my guys. I wasnt soliciting or anything like that I was actually being a smart ***. The dig was actually pointed out to me by someone else. Several had taken it as I was a dirty *****. Who knows! I know who I am and what my personal life is. That is all that is important. I just pushed back and I always will when my yard gets peed in.
now with all that said and done..

A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow "Not intended for highway use."

A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks "Harmful if swallowed."

A Bathroom Heater "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."

A CD player "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."

A Car Jack "For lifting purposes only."

A Cordless Phone "Do not put lit candles on phone."

A Hammer "Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object."

A TV remote controller "Not dishwasher safe".

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set."

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included."

A bottle of shampoo for dogs "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."

On a bottle-top of a flavored milk drink "After opening, keep upright."

A box of Nytol® Sleep Aid "Warning -- May cause drowsiness."

A box of birthday cake candles "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."

A box of rat poison "Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."

A camera "This camera only works when there is film inside."

A can of air freshener "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers".

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes."

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."

A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place."

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner."

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers."

A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

A helmet mounted mirror used by USA cyclists "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."

A hotel-provided shower cap "Fits one head."

A hand-held massager "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious."

A snow sled "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."

A massage chair "DO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving."

A package of dice "Not for human consumption."

A packet of juggling ***** "This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA."

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire."

A rest stop on a Wisconsin highway "Do not eat urinal cakes."

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp."

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof."

A stick of Deodorant "Do not use intimately."

A sticker on a toilet at a public facility "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."

A toilet bowl cleaning brush "Do not use orally."

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding."

An Roto Zip made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."


A package of nuts "Instructions - open packet, eat nuts."

An electric cattle prod "For use on animals only."

A chainsaw "Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand."

A Microwave Oven says "Do not use for drying pets."

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."

A .22 caliber rifle "Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death."

A tent "Remove from box before using"

A Moose "something you really don't want to **** off"