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You know it's bad when your disease has spread to the wife and kids also... my wife likes sooting people almost as much as I do, and I can't count the number of times I've heard "go faster daddy!" from the back seat
My oldest daughter even knows the drill... once while out on the road I floored it... wifey wasn't watching and asked what I was doing, Alyssa replies "oh he's just blowing smoke on people."
I've also got one to add- you know you are hopelessly addicted when you watch for the black clouds in the mirrors every time you stomp on it (even caught my oldest daughter Alyssa doing this once!)







