Bubba & Cletus
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Bubba & Cletus
Bubba & Cletus were fishing from their boat, in the middle of a lake, under a hot Mississippi sun. There wasn't much talk and the fish weren't biting much, but they didn't mind, they were enjoying the solitude.
Finally, Cletus spoke, "I think I am going to get a deevorce."
"What happened?", asked Bubba.
"We got into an argument and she hasn't talked to me for 2 months."
"You need to rethink your deevorce idea, Cletus"
"Why?", asked Cletus.
Bubba replied, "Because a good woman like that is hard to come by."
Finally, Cletus spoke, "I think I am going to get a deevorce."
"What happened?", asked Bubba.
"We got into an argument and she hasn't talked to me for 2 months."
"You need to rethink your deevorce idea, Cletus"
"Why?", asked Cletus.
Bubba replied, "Because a good woman like that is hard to come by."
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Two red-necks named Cletus and Bubba were driving down a long country road drinkin beer, when up ahead they suddenly spotted a police car.
Cletus turns to bubba and says, "Stick this beer label on to your forehead and do exactly as I say."
The police officer gets out of his car and approaches their carand says, "Have you gentlemen been drinkin?"
Cletus and Bubba point to their foreheads. "No sir, we're on the patch!"
Cletus turns to bubba and says, "Stick this beer label on to your forehead and do exactly as I say."
The police officer gets out of his car and approaches their carand says, "Have you gentlemen been drinkin?"
Cletus and Bubba point to their foreheads. "No sir, we're on the patch!"
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