Hitting on Michelle's Truck

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Jan 30, 2009 | 07:34 PM

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Garden Spyder

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I bet you that if you let me feel up your headlights, I can tell if they are real or fake..

You been around the block more times than the mailman.

Oh.. you are so firm in the rear..

Your so beautiful, I bet you could stop traffic.

You know you would look good pulling my Woodie!
(Just to clarify.. I am speaking of a wood sided car on a trailer)

If you were mine, I would take you to the drive-in movies, paint the town red, show you off to everyone!

Jan 30, 2009 | 09:44 PM

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Garden Spyder

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You might have to have heard the other version of this, for it to make sense but some of you will know it..

Nice tires... do you wanna truck?

Hey how about some sand and pizza? Whats wrong don't like pizza?

You are getting some miles on you, but you look like you were manufactured yesterday.

Hey... your starting to sag a little, how about a lift?

Jan 30, 2009 | 10:00 PM

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husker

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Need your oil changed.

What a smooth ride!

Easy to get started.

Once turned on seems to go forever.

Nice looking grill.

Jan 30, 2009 | 10:11 PM

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Ultramagdan

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I hate to say but this thread is funny.

Jan 30, 2009 | 10:54 PM

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80351

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Your headlights look at of alignment I can tweek them for yah.

Low beams are out but the highbeams work just fine

Can I kick your tires.

I'd like to hang some fuzzy dice from your mirror

Jan 30, 2009 | 11:19 PM

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fordnut1985

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Ok guys, just a friendly remider to keep this clean (close so far but OK)

Having said that.......

"can I see if the carpet matches the headliner??"

"I can tell you like to be drove hard!"

And the best one of all
"let me take you out to someplace really expensive tonight.........THE GAS STATION!!!"

Jan 31, 2009 | 09:57 AM

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Garden Spyder

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Your tonneu cover would look good on the floor of my garage..

I would love to take you out, get you completely loaded and take advantage of your HP all night.

If I could get myself in your seat, I would drive you all night long!

I bet you are so well built you don't even need that bra!!

Nice Rack!!!! (gun rack)

You drive me nuts!

You sure do have a nice frame!!!

You don't look a day over 20...

Truck me if I am wrong, but you wanna take me home tonight!