Hitting Critters
i ain't rite
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
oh wait. i forgot. they are promoted and called dispatchers.
Posting Guru
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From: Louisville,Ky.
STRIKE1!!!!!!!
Those are called Owner Operators!
STRIKE 2!!!!!!
They're Called "BOSS"!!!!!!!!
A truly Smart Driver is PAID OFF!!!!!!
Those are called Owner Operators!
STRIKE 2!!!!!!
They're Called "BOSS"!!!!!!!!
A truly Smart Driver is PAID OFF!!!!!!
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From: Louisville,Ky.
Well,,,,,,
I did it again!
#3 bit the dust big time!!!!
This time,,,, The truck is going to be in the shop a long time!
The front end is caved in up to the radiator, had to be towed!
Friday, came in to get my paystub,,,, the guys bought me a T-Shirt for my Birthday(the 22nd!),,,,,,
Old truck,, Words around it,,,,,
"I've Hit More Deer With My Truck, Than you Have With Your Gun!"
I'm never gonna live this down!
I did it again!
#3 bit the dust big time!!!!
This time,,,, The truck is going to be in the shop a long time!
The front end is caved in up to the radiator, had to be towed!
Friday, came in to get my paystub,,,, the guys bought me a T-Shirt for my Birthday(the 22nd!),,,,,,
Old truck,, Words around it,,,,,
"I've Hit More Deer With My Truck, Than you Have With Your Gun!"
I'm never gonna live this down!
Hotshot
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 12,353
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From: SW VA
I've hit many little critters. My biggest was a good 175lb doe. I was rounding a corner at night in my 'Yota and I saw her running from the other side of the road. Being in a corner, no ABS, and manual steering...I just kept my foot on the throttle.
I nailed her in the driver's side front fender. She knocked out my corner marker light, dented the fender, and broke the adjusters for the headlight. I was doing about 40 when I hit her. She pooped all over my door too
My best one...I hit a Vulchure while riding my motorcycle!
I notice a huge bird in the middle of the road a hundred yards in front of me. I get a little closer and it flys off to the left. So I roll back on the throttle (it was maybe 50' away from me now), and as soon as I do, the danged thing does a 180 and heads straight for me! Stupid thing ends up smacking me in the chest and landing in my lap. It knocked the breath out of me! Damn vulchure is sitting in my lap flailing all over the place! I reach down, grab it by the neck and throw it off of me right before a sharp corner.
It sounds bad, but I really want to hit something in the Deuce just to see what will happen!
I nailed her in the driver's side front fender. She knocked out my corner marker light, dented the fender, and broke the adjusters for the headlight. I was doing about 40 when I hit her. She pooped all over my door too
My best one...I hit a Vulchure while riding my motorcycle!
I notice a huge bird in the middle of the road a hundred yards in front of me. I get a little closer and it flys off to the left. So I roll back on the throttle (it was maybe 50' away from me now), and as soon as I do, the danged thing does a 180 and heads straight for me! Stupid thing ends up smacking me in the chest and landing in my lap. It knocked the breath out of me! Damn vulchure is sitting in my lap flailing all over the place! I reach down, grab it by the neck and throw it off of me right before a sharp corner. It sounds bad, but I really want to hit something in the Deuce just to see what will happen!
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you might not believe this but I have had a bird hit my antenna and split it clean in half,,no joke! It hit my antenna and i turned around and saw 2 halfs splitting away from each other,,even went back to see it with my own 2 eyes to confirm
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From: Louisville,Ky.
Can I quote you on that????? 
And yes, it was that CHEBY!!!
Now I've found another use for GM,
Grandpa's Mouth, Truck is TOOTHLESS!
And yes, it was that CHEBY!!!
Now I've found another use for GM,
Grandpa's Mouth, Truck is TOOTHLESS!