!!!! Well, boys and girls, I to must depart the ether world, and venture out into reality! You all have a good evneing, I'll catch up with you tomorrow!
OMG!! That was a good one!!!!
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Hey ROB!!! 
these would look great in your new house!
ORIGINAL Rainier Beer GLASSES For SEAHAWKS 1st Yr 1976 - eBay (item 380097842342 end time Jan-24-09 18:27:13 PST)
these would look great in your new house!
ORIGINAL Rainier Beer GLASSES For SEAHAWKS 1st Yr 1976 - eBay (item 380097842342 end time Jan-24-09 18:27:13 PST)
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From: Cornfield in Nebr.
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite in some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
I found the remote," he mumbled.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
I found the remote," he mumbled.
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Ok, I am outta here too! Gotta make a run to the store so I'll chat with yall tomorrow!!!
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Just thought i would do a drive by since i am home from work. That one was way to funny Randy.. Talk to you all tomorrow.
