The OT
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From: Brinklow Md
You might need to pass out some of those secrets to him.
lol
Post Fiend
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From: Gilbert, Az
I dated a gal like that before I met Susan. Drop dead, gorgeous brunette. She was really tall, like 6' 1" or so. Taller than me and I am 6'. Really long legs, BIG fake ***** and she really did think she was all that and just like you said, completely boring behind closed doors. I dumped her to date Susan. Nice Missouri farm girl....and lots of fun.
Big ***** aren't everything......
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From: Rochdale MA
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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
Thought I'd post up a few more, if that's ok. I like sharing pics.
Me in Kansas City, about 4 hours before Van Halen burned the Sprint Center down, October of last year:
Susan, Kansas City. She is so going to beat my *** for putting this one up:
Seriously, this is Susan, the love of my life. And I mean that:
I might get into trouble for this one too. Me (far right) and Susan (middle laughing) with Cory Morrow's band at a honky tonk, somewhere In Texas. The Jager shots were flowing pretty freely and Susan couldn't stop laughing:
Partying with some friends in Conroe Texas. That's Jason Boland (the last outlaw in country music) in the background.
Me in Kansas City, about 4 hours before Van Halen burned the Sprint Center down, October of last year:
Susan, Kansas City. She is so going to beat my *** for putting this one up:
Seriously, this is Susan, the love of my life. And I mean that:
I might get into trouble for this one too. Me (far right) and Susan (middle laughing) with Cory Morrow's band at a honky tonk, somewhere In Texas. The Jager shots were flowing pretty freely and Susan couldn't stop laughing:
Partying with some friends in Conroe Texas. That's Jason Boland (the last outlaw in country music) in the background.
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Smokin
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Dang..looks like I have some wasted parts then, hah.
No wonder I always liked big hands.
Well Cris it looks like you threw Dan for a loop. Hah!
Listen, let me tell you guys something about big *****. Most men don't quite know what to do with them. Most just kinda sit there and stare and look dazed and confused. They ain't all they are cracked up to be and they get in the way more times than not.
No wonder I always liked big hands.
Well Cris it looks like you threw Dan for a loop. Hah!
Listen, let me tell you guys something about big *****. Most men don't quite know what to do with them. Most just kinda sit there and stare and look dazed and confused. They ain't all they are cracked up to be and they get in the way more times than not.
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From: Brinklow Md
Haha It not always true,.. I heard that a while back from someone and thought it was funny.
So are you agreeing with my previous post then??? lol
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From: The Great North~West!
That's cuz pretty women think they are all that and a bag of chips. They think they can just lay there and their ***** bouncing all about will make the guys forget they are just a wet noodle.
Us redneck girls like to get into it!!! I be damned if I am not going to take some control and run things for a while.
Us redneck girls like to get into it!!! I be damned if I am not going to take some control and run things for a while.
Post Fiend
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From: Gilbert, Az
Dang..looks like I have some wasted parts then, hah.
No wonder I always liked big hands.
Well Cris it looks like you threw Dan for a loop. Hah!
Listen, let me tell you guys something about big *****. Most men don't quite know what to do with them. Most just kinda sit there and stare and look dazed and confused. They ain't all they are cracked up to be and they get in the way more times than not.
No wonder I always liked big hands.
Well Cris it looks like you threw Dan for a loop. Hah!
Listen, let me tell you guys something about big *****. Most men don't quite know what to do with them. Most just kinda sit there and stare and look dazed and confused. They ain't all they are cracked up to be and they get in the way more times than not.
Didn't mean to throw Dan for a loop.
I wish I had that problem........ Even though mine aren't big I can make them look good in a dress!!
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From: horicon Wi
Yeah I guess you're right BUT I never denied the fact that I am a Redneck. But there's this one kid in my grade that tries to impersonate rednecks and in the process makes himself look like a DA. One time I did drop him by kicking him in a sensitive region because he was being an extreme pansie. Now that was hilarious.
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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
I still like 'em big but I don't like the expensive fake ones. The ones that I got to play with were as hard as volleyballs. It was cool to take a flashlight and hold it under them in the dark though. Lit up like a big old globe.