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Well, I don't have any of me in uniform A) that you haven't seen before, and B) on my work laptop. So the ones from today will have to do. Fortunately, we have the race this weekend here at TMS, so the Samsung/Alltel Car is in our parking lot today. Here they are:
O.K. lets see,
I am the main bread winner, I cook all the meals, do the dishes, do all the grocery shopping, remember her birthday, and her moms, remember our anniversary, have a southern drawl, have broad shoulders for which she can cry on when needed. I am old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it, dont care about getting in trouble for doing it cause I have a good lawyer.
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Originally Posted by Izzy351
Me with the car again, lol... :
Me changing a tire in a little over 14 seconds :
Dang Cris. This is going to be some tough competition...
Keep 'em comin. I think each picture should come with a short bio of their best qualities, sort of like what Brandon did.
I've posted these before. Kind of cool (I guess?!?!!) seeing myself in uniform spanning ~20 years.
You are way hotter now than you were back then. No diss, just being honest. Randy is the same way, I don't think I would have been attracted to him back in his high school days. Men, sort of, how should I put it, "fill out" as they get older.
Its not fair. Men get hotter as they age. Women don't. lol
We should consider other hotness factors beyond just outward appearances.
Kinda funny you mention that. The other day, a buddy and i were talking about how different our taste inw omen has been over the years.
Back in early high school it was shes gotta be nice and skinny, later in high school she had to be decently skinny, and "put out" haha.
Now, too skinny is repulsive (would be similiar to humpin a skeleton!), and the general attitude and personality of a person can sure make or break their hotness.
Ive seen and dated beautiful looking women, that had such blah personalities, that it really made them unattractive.
Served my country for 20+ years now, I know my way around a kitchen and LOVE to cook, been married for almost 15 years now, and I'm also the main "bread winner". I split all household chores with the wife, and it doesn't matter which ones (cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc.). I have a bit of an accent, but I'm a mutt. When I hang around my family from western PA, I pick that up. When I hang around my Texas/Southern buds, I kind of pick that up too. Yeah, strange, I know...
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I am still laughing at that Sheldon, guess my simple brain is easily entertained. I would think it wouldn't matter how she was built as long as she doesn't lay there like a wet noodle.
Kinda funny you mention that. The other day, a buddy and i were talking about how different our taste inw omen has been over the years.
Back in early high school it was shes gotta be nice and skinny, later in high school she had to be decently skinny, and "put out" haha.
Now, too skinny is repulsive (would be similiar to humpin a skeleton!), and the general attitude and personality of a person can sure make or break their hotness.
Ive seen and dated beautiful looking women, that had such blah personalities, that it really made them unattractive.
You and Randy think along similar paths. He told me that he went through a period of a few years when he was in this eternal search for a "perfect" beautiful woman who was smart, interesting, and funny...and just couldn't understand why he couldn't find her. Well, superficiality begets superficiality. He finally realized that he didn't want the Barbie doll he thought he was searching for all those years, and he was so soured on women he gave up dating for a pretty long time. And then I came along! Shazam!
I think most men go through this process. Culturally they are taught to want this perfect ideal of what they think a woman should be, and eventually learn to see the beauty in the women they are actually attracted to.
FWIW..I don't like skinny either. I keep telling Randy he's not allowed to lose too much weight. Humpin a skeleton..heh.
Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
I am still laughing at that Sheldon, guess my simple brain is easily entertained. I would think it wouldn't matter how she was built as long as she doesn't lay there like a wet noodle.
Gesh aint that the truth. From what I hear, extremely beautiful women are lame in the sack. Not like us redneck girls...
Well I just got back from helping my grandma with stuff around her house. And in a few hours I will be having a huge bondfire with a bunch of my friends.
Gesh aint that the truth. From what I hear, extremely beautiful women are lame in the sack. Not like us redneck girls...
That's cuz pretty women think they are all that and a bag of chips. They think they can just lay there and their ***** bouncing all about will make the guys forget they are just a wet noodle.
Us redneck girls like to get into it!!! I be damned if I am not going to take some control and run things for a while.
Well I just got back from helping my grandma with stuff around her house. And in a few hours I will be having a huge bondfire with a bunch of my friends.
Did you invite that girl you were talking about before?